Kooch Quench Salve
A parched yone is susceptible to all kinds of bummers. Think of the last time you forgot your water bottle in the car. After a 4 mile uphill hike, that seemingly innocent trail song your friend KEEPS singing starts to feel like a rusty nail embedding itself in your brain, cutting you off from your morality and all memories of good times had with said friend- all you can think about is survival. Who knows what you would be capable of under such circumstances? Just think of the healing effect of a tall glass of lemonade in those conditions! Phew! Peace! Harmony!
Let’s sing another round, friend- I’m ready for good times!
The Kooch Quench is a tall glass of ice-cold lemonade for your vagina. A dry cha-cha is grounds for all kinds of problems. Coconut oil infused with chamomile and lavender make for a soothing combo promoting a harmonious environment, so if you’re healing up post-birth or have hecka yoni dryness- this salve is a great aid. Can be used as a lubricant, but not with condoms!!!
To start, warm up a pea-size amount with CLEAN HANDS and apply to the external yone.
For best results, use within 1-year of purchase
2 fl oz
Ingredients: chamomile*, lavender*, sea buckthorn oil*, virgin coconut oil*, beeswax